Post by Highpsi on Dec 26, 2004 17:24:10 GMT -5
a man goes into a pet store in search of a "different" gift for his wife for xmas.
the salesman immediately points out that he has the perfect gift. a parrot that can acutally sing xmas songs!
the salesman then mentions that the parrot's name it "chet" and he responds when you hold a lighter under each foot, with a different tune.
he begins to demonstrate...
after holding a lighter under chet's left foot the parrot begins to sing.. "jingle bells... jingle bells..."
wow! amazing! the man says.
next the salesman holds the lighter under chet's right foot.
"rudolph the red nosed reindeer...." chet sings.
wonderful! the man says. i must have that parrot!
so off he goes with his new parrot chet.
he brings the parrot home and proudly gives his gift to his wife.
he begins to explain just as the salesman did about chet's special tallants.
the wife grabs a lighter immediately and holds it under chet's left foot and of course... "jingle bells.."
she squeals with happiness and moves the lighter to the other foot.
"rudolph the red nosed reindeer..." chet sings.
this is great! the best gift ever!
soon after she says hey.. wonder what would happen if we put the lighter under his "pecker"??
she lights the lighter and holds it in place under chet..
chet begins to sing...
"chet's NUTS roasting on an open fire...."
Merry Christmas Y'all, and happy New Year!!!
the salesman immediately points out that he has the perfect gift. a parrot that can acutally sing xmas songs!
the salesman then mentions that the parrot's name it "chet" and he responds when you hold a lighter under each foot, with a different tune.
he begins to demonstrate...
after holding a lighter under chet's left foot the parrot begins to sing.. "jingle bells... jingle bells..."
wow! amazing! the man says.
next the salesman holds the lighter under chet's right foot.
"rudolph the red nosed reindeer...." chet sings.
wonderful! the man says. i must have that parrot!
so off he goes with his new parrot chet.
he brings the parrot home and proudly gives his gift to his wife.
he begins to explain just as the salesman did about chet's special tallants.
the wife grabs a lighter immediately and holds it under chet's left foot and of course... "jingle bells.."
she squeals with happiness and moves the lighter to the other foot.
"rudolph the red nosed reindeer..." chet sings.
this is great! the best gift ever!
soon after she says hey.. wonder what would happen if we put the lighter under his "pecker"??
she lights the lighter and holds it in place under chet..
chet begins to sing...
"chet's NUTS roasting on an open fire...."
Merry Christmas Y'all, and happy New Year!!!
