Post by Terry on Nov 22, 2005 6:26:29 GMT -5
90 year old man walks into a pharmacy.
He ask the pharmacist for some contraceptive pills.
"For what?" the pharmacist asked amazed.
"You are 85+, senile and apparently crazy,
you had your time, save the money and the aunty..."he added
"Well, young man" the old man said
"I am old and senile and the pills ain't for the old lady,
Its for me.
You see, I thought I might ground It to a powder and sniff it
just to get those dam ideas out of my head!!"
MAY WE NEVER GROW THAT OLD!!! SHOOT ME PLEASE!!!
He ask the pharmacist for some contraceptive pills.
"For what?" the pharmacist asked amazed.
"You are 85+, senile and apparently crazy,
you had your time, save the money and the aunty..."he added
"Well, young man" the old man said
"I am old and senile and the pills ain't for the old lady,
Its for me.
You see, I thought I might ground It to a powder and sniff it
just to get those dam ideas out of my head!!"
MAY WE NEVER GROW THAT OLD!!! SHOOT ME PLEASE!!!