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Post by 19_Chevelle_69 on Jun 11, 2004 15:55:47 GMT -5
Drive a junky a$$ f@#d, and live forever. ;D
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Post by BowtieGuy on Jun 14, 2004 5:23:13 GMT -5
Q: What is the only thing junky a$$ f@#d did right?
A: Circled the problem
:blazer:
I was driving my junky a$$ f@#d truck down the road,
When I realized it was gonna explode.
The junky a$$ f@#d motor blew up in my face,
So I put a Chevy motor in it's place.
I drove that truck 'till the body panels rusted away,
But that old Chevy motor still runs to this day!
That's not a leak, my junky a$$ f@#d's just marking its territory!
A Texan was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he had,how many women he had been with and how much land he owned. A young man, growing tired of all the big talk finally asked the Texan,
"Just how much land do you actually own"? The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat and said to the young man
" Well sonny let me put it to ya like this, I can get in my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long,skip lunch and still not get to the other side of my property by sundown". The young man shot back quickly,
" Oh yeah, I know what you mean, I used to own a junky a$$ f@#d truck too"!
If one or more of these is true, unfortunately, you are driving a junky a$$ f@#d...
You look in your rear-view mirror to see two people with their hands on your tailgate.
You constantly receive sympathy cards from the Department of Transportation.
When you are walking across the parking lot, you see a priest performing last rights on your car.
While stopped at traffic lights, other motorists offer to help push to get you started again.
You have preferred customer status at Appco Auto Parts.
You have to stop along side the road at least once a day to pick up parts that have fallen off.
You leave your keys in the ignition and a $20 bill on the dash for gas money in hopes that someone will steal your car.
When you drive though town, people stop what they are doing and just start laughing.
People try to hire you to bring your truck to their house to fog for mosquitos.
In place of a spare tire, you find a pair of running shoes
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