Post by Pontiac1976 on Aug 11, 2005 19:15:36 GMT -5
Subject: Those Canadians
> A Canadian guy walks into a bar on a remote Greek island and the
> waitress takes his order, a Molson's Canadian and notices his accent.
>
> Over the course of the night, they get talking and she tells him
> she's Canadian too.
>
> At the end of the evening Joe asks Darlene (for those are their
> names) if she wants to come back to his place and have sex with him.
>
> Although she is attracted to him she says no.
>
> He then offers to pa y her $200 for sex.
>
> Darlene is traveling the world and because she is short of funds
agrees.
>
> The next night Joe turns up again, orders a Molson and after
> showing
her
> plenty of attention throughout the night asks if she will sleep with
> him again for $200.
>
> Darlene remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree.
>
> This goes on for 5 nights.
>
> On the 6th night Joe comes in, orders his Molson, and sits in the
> corner. Darlene thinks that if she pays him some more attention then
maybe
> she can then shake some more cash out of him, so she goes over and
> sits next to him.
>
> She asks him where he's from, and he tells her: "Calgary".
>
> "So am I...Where in Calgary?"
>
> "Montgomery" he replies.
>
> "That's amazing..." she says. "So am I - What street?"
>
> "McCleod Street" he replies.
>
> "This is unbelievable..." she says, "What number?"
> He says "2460" and she is totally astonished.
>
> "Whoa - You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 2475!
> My parents still live there!"
>
> "I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"
>
> HE WHO DRINKS CANADIAN THINKS CANADIAN!
> A Canadian guy walks into a bar on a remote Greek island and the
> waitress takes his order, a Molson's Canadian and notices his accent.
>
> Over the course of the night, they get talking and she tells him
> she's Canadian too.
>
> At the end of the evening Joe asks Darlene (for those are their
> names) if she wants to come back to his place and have sex with him.
>
> Although she is attracted to him she says no.
>
> He then offers to pa y her $200 for sex.
>
> Darlene is traveling the world and because she is short of funds
agrees.
>
> The next night Joe turns up again, orders a Molson and after
> showing
her
> plenty of attention throughout the night asks if she will sleep with
> him again for $200.
>
> Darlene remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree.
>
> This goes on for 5 nights.
>
> On the 6th night Joe comes in, orders his Molson, and sits in the
> corner. Darlene thinks that if she pays him some more attention then
maybe
> she can then shake some more cash out of him, so she goes over and
> sits next to him.
>
> She asks him where he's from, and he tells her: "Calgary".
>
> "So am I...Where in Calgary?"
>
> "Montgomery" he replies.
>
> "That's amazing..." she says. "So am I - What street?"
>
> "McCleod Street" he replies.
>
> "This is unbelievable..." she says, "What number?"
> He says "2460" and she is totally astonished.
>
> "Whoa - You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 2475!
> My parents still live there!"
>
> "I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"
>
> HE WHO DRINKS CANADIAN THINKS CANADIAN!