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Post by BowtieGuy on Jun 10, 2004 1:45:24 GMT -5
Racing a junky a$$ f@#d is like running in the special olympics, even if you win you still look retarded.
junky a$$ f@#d
For Our Retarded Daughter
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Post by BowtieGuy on Jun 14, 2004 4:26:38 GMT -5
junky a$$ f@#d spelled backwards is DROF.... Driver Returns On Foot
F.O.R.D= Failure Of Research and Development
junky a$$ f@#d are only first on race day because they are still there from the last race
WHAT DO U CALL A junky a$$ f@#d WITH TWIN EXHAUSTS??? a wheelbarrow
Q: What does a junky a$$ f@#d and a tampon have in common? A: They both come with tow ropes.
Did you know that 98% of all junky a$$ f@#ds ever built are still on the road? The other 2% made it home!!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the junky a$$ f@#d, YOU ride in it!!"
In 2000 the EPA submitted a request to junky a$$ f@#d Motor Company to "increase aerodynamics on all junky a$$ f@#d trucks." The reason? So the tow vehicles pulling the junky a$$ f@#ds off the road and transporting them to the garage would use less fuel!!
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Post by BowtieGuy on Jun 14, 2004 5:31:33 GMT -5
Henry junky a$$ f@#d dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, the guy tells junky a$$ f@#d, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention the car changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven." So Henry junky a$$ f@#d thinks about it and says, "I want to hang out with Adam, the first man." So the guy at the gates points Adam out to junky a$$ f@#d. When junky a$$ f@#d gets to Adam, junky a$$ f@#d asks, "Hey aren't you the inventor of woman?" Adam says, "Yes." "Well," says junky a$$ f@#d, "You have some major design flaws in your invention: 1) There is too much front end protrusion 2) It chatters at high speeds 3) The rear end wobbles too much 4) and the intake is too close to the exhaust." "Hmmmmm.." says Adam, "Hold on." So Adam goes to the celestial computer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it. He then says to junky a$$ f@#d, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours."
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OCD
Truck Lover
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Post by OCD on Mar 23, 2005 1:38:25 GMT -5
F.O.R.D= Fix Or Repair Daily F.O.R.D.= F@#d On Race Day
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Terry
Wrencher
Terry's
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Post by Terry on Nov 24, 2005 7:48:42 GMT -5
F.O.R.D. = From Our Rubich Department (Our = Chevy's)
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Post by Bent on Nov 24, 2005 14:00:18 GMT -5
F.O.R.D F@$&ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
Found On Road Dead
Founded On Road Debris
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